Tuesday, February 5, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1742

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Smile on your face .... I like it... From: Varshu
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My Dosti SMS Shayaries Part-27 for all of you. From: Hassan Ali
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haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii From: khadak_bist
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Fwd: World Sorry Day!!! From: dalip goyal
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send me Emails From: sami 4u
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Records From: Jex
7a.
SO COMPLEX LIFE IS TO ME......... From: jamal ali
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Mere jine ke liye, tera ye ahasaan hi kaafi hai From: nitin jain
9.
Good morning !! From: Ashish T
10a.
Shayari From: nitin jain
11a.
Love Wallpapers From: black rose
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*SNOOPY_WALLPAPERS*_* From: TUNA
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Pathar ke aage sar na jhukana(Shayari) From: PRANAY
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*-*Bhari mehfil main tanha rehna acha lagta hai*-* From: ~*~R A K E S H~*~
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::||:: Mix Pics of the Day ::||:: From: ♪,Faree♪,
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Silly Questions From: red2blue_blue2red
17.
TAJMAHAL - excellent shayari From: Butterfly
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jockes From: latagoodluck
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sardar joke From: SURESH
20.
Mujhe aazmaane wale mujhe aazmaa k roye From: naseer zubair
21a.
Re: send me jokes, images, and more From: RK Aggarwal
22.
meri rachit kavita From: jil1b2
23.
Jindgi From: vikas wadhwa
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"World Sorry Day" From: ugandiran
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Tarana   From ZUBBU From: naseer zubair

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1.

Smile on your face .... I like it...

Posted by: "Varshu" varsha.sanyal@gmail.com   varsha.sanyal

Tue Feb 5, 2008 3:13 am (PST)

Smile
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Q.1 RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )

Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)

Q3. Harbhajan ask's Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of
Pepsi but goes directly to Shehwag.? Why ?? Why ?? :-)
Ans:- Shehwag is an opener

Q5. Who kya hai Jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

Q6. What will! U call a person who is leaving India ??
Socho...............
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
Ans:- Adidas

Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well.
Luv falls into the well. Why ?
Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!

Q.9 Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.
Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

Q 10. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. Nahi pata..??
Ans:- D'Cold chain ki saans
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My Dosti SMS Shayaries Part-27 for all of you.

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" hassanrazvi786@gmail.com   hassanrazvi786

Tue Feb 5, 2008 3:13 am (PST)

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*Never take some one for granted,Hold every person Close to your Heart
because you might wake up one day and realise that you have lost a diamond
while you were too busy collecting stones." Remember this always in life.*

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haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Posted by: "khadak_bist" khadak_bist@yahoo.com   khadak_bist

Tue Feb 5, 2008 3:14 am (PST)

hai friend how r u?.......................................

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Fwd: World Sorry Day!!!

Posted by: "dalip goyal" dalipgoyal68@yahoo.co.in   dalipgoyal68

Tue Feb 5, 2008 3:15 am (PST)



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send me Emails

Posted by: "sami 4u" samee_4you@yahoo.com   samee_4you

Tue Feb 5, 2008 3:16 am (PST)

hi
this is samee send me some good mails.

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Records

Posted by: "Jex" jexngill@gmail.com   killerdoc2

Tue Feb 5, 2008 3:16 am (PST)

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7a.

SO COMPLEX LIFE IS TO ME.........

Posted by: "jamal ali" jerhmerllyz@yahoo.co.in   jerhmerllyz

Tue Feb 5, 2008 3:19 am (PST)

SO COMPLEX LIFE IS TO ME.....

everytime you wish for a happy life
everything you wish to be alright
every single second you give love
you do also wish to be loved
but never comes out the way you want
something will always pierce right
through the centre of your heart
leaving you to hurt
all tears cried out

Everytime i look around
i see the world turn upside down
i feel the emptiness in ma heart
i see the sparkle in their eyes
they enjoy the troubles that i have
burning inside yet broken
is the heart like an empty oven
for the words spoken
for the promises broken
for things never meant to happen
for love not shown or given

so complex life seems to be
with
all these challenges before me
all these traps around me
all these temptation over me
oh my! whats happening to me
God help me
SO COMPLEX LIFE IS TO ME...



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Mere jine ke liye, tera ye ahasaan hi kaafi hai

Posted by: "nitin jain" cutefriend_06@yahoo.co.in   cutefriend_06

Tue Feb 5, 2008 3:20 am (PST)

Mere jine ke liye, tera ye ahasaan hi kaafi hai.
Aati jati sanse le sakti hai jise vo tera naam hi kaafi hai.

To kya huaa jo tere mere bich mai janmo ki duri hai,
To kya huaa jo bin tere meri har dadhkan adhuri hai,

Dastane ishq ko mukaml jaha dene ke liye ye anjam bhi kaafi hai.
Abhi abhi gujera hai derd mera inteha se ye kah kar ki
Mere jine ke liye, tera ye ahesane hi kaffi hai.
Aati jati sase leti hai jise vo naam hi kaffi hai.

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Good morning !!

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com   ashtek_2001

Tue Feb 5, 2008 3:20 am (PST)

Hi! Wish you a very Good Morning !!

Have A Great Day & a fantastic week ahead !!

-Ashish Tekchandani
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10a.

Shayari

Posted by: "nitin jain" cutefriend_06@yahoo.co.in   cutefriend_06

Tue Feb 5, 2008 3:21 am (PST)

Dard aaj phir thehra hai panaho mei meri,
Kahi tut ker bikhare hai shishe dil ke raho mai meri,
Kahi lote kar aayi hai yaade nigaho mai meri,
Aaj bhi thahari hai jindagi raaho mai teri.

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11a.

Love Wallpapers

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Tue Feb 5, 2008 3:23 am (PST)

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*SNOOPY_WALLPAPERS*_*

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Tue Feb 5, 2008 3:27 am (PST)



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Pathar ke aage sar na jhukana(Shayari)

Posted by: "PRANAY" onlypranay2003@yahoo.com   onlypranay2003

Tue Feb 5, 2008 3:27 am (PST)

Pathar ke aage sar na jhukana ke woh Devta ho jaye Kisi se itni Mohabbat na karna ke woh bewafa ho jaye

Yaad aate hain college ke woh din, Kitab ke pannon mein mudi mohabbatein; Masoom si harqat, nanhi si shararatein, Kaash! zindagi wahin thehar jaati.

Khawabo Me Kabhi Aap Bhi Khoye Honge, Khuli Aankhoo Se Kabhi Kabhi Soye Honge, Maana Fitrat Hai Muskurane Ki, Par Haste Haste Kabhi Aap Bhi Roye Honge.

Pyar, Kaho To Alfaz, Mano To Bandagi, Socho To Gehra Sagar, Dubo To Zindagi, Karo To Aasan, Nibhao To Mushkil, Bikhare To Sara Aasman, Simte To Sirf Tum.

Dilse Dilki Duri Nahi Hoti, Kaash Koi Majburi Nahi Hoti, Aapse Milne Ki Tamanna Hain Lekin, Kahte Hain Har Tamanna Puri Nahi Hoti.

Bundo Se Moti Mang Lenge! Chand Se Chandni Mang Lenge! Agar Teri Mohabbat Naseeb Hui, To Teri Mohabbat Ki Khatir Khuda Se Ek Aur Zindagi Mang Lenge!

Nasha Jaruri Hai Jindagi k Liye,Par Sirf Sharab Hi Nahi Hai Bekhudi Ke Liye. Kisi Ki Mast Nighon Me Doob Jao, Bada Hasin Samundar Hai Khudkushi K Liye.

Kuch Bikhare Spano Se Ankh Me Nami Hai, Ek Chota Sa Asma Aur Umido Ki Zami Hai Yu To Bhaut Kuch Hai Jindagi Me, Sirf Jo Dur Hai Unki Kami hai.

Jaan Se Bhi Zyada Unhe Pyar Kiya Karte The, Yaad Din Raat Kiya Karte The, Ab Un Raho Se Guzra Nahi Jata, Jahan Baith Kar Unka Intezaar Kiya Karte The.

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*-*Bhari mehfil main tanha rehna acha lagta hai*-*

Posted by: "~*~R A K E S H~*~" aloner0705@yahoo.com   aloner0705

Tue Feb 5, 2008 3:30 am (PST)



Bhari mehfil main tanha rehna acha lagta hai,
Terey barey main sochtey rehna acha lagta hai,
Kabhi pholon main, kabhi kaliyon main,
Tujh ko hi dhontey rehna acha lagta hai,
Meree zindagi ki khushiyan tumhee say hain
Wabasta rab say sirf tumhein hi mangna acha lagta hai,
Hamarey darmiyan hail rahein sadiyon ki,
Khamoshiyan kuch is tarhan guftugu karna acha lagta hai,
Tumhrey baghir zindagi ka koi tasavur nhy hai,
Kuch is tarhan tumharee tamanna karna acha lagta hai,
Tum hi ko chaha, tum hi ko chahtey hain,
Tumhi ko chahtey rehna acha lagta hai,
Main cheenlonga tumhein duniya ki rasmon say,
K mujhye zamaney say baghawat karna acha lagta hai…




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::||:: Mix Pics of the Day ::||::

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Tue Feb 5, 2008 3:30 am (PST)

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Silly Questions

Posted by: "red2blue_blue2red" red2blue_blue2red@yahoo.co.in   red2blue_blue2red

Tue Feb 5, 2008 3:30 am (PST)


Q.1 RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )

Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)

Q3. Harbhajan ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle
of pepsi but goes directly to Shehwag.? why ?? why ?? :-)
Ans:- Shehwag is an opener

Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main
nahi?
Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ??
Socho....... ........
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
Ans:- adidas

Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well.
Luv
falls into the well. Why ?
Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!

Q.9 Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching
done.
Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

Q 10. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..??
Ans:- D'Cold chain ki saans

From:- BLUEBOY

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TAJMAHAL - excellent shayari

Posted by: "Butterfly" butterfly2401@gmail.com

Tue Feb 5, 2008 3:32 am (PST)

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As a Bachelor
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti!

As a Lover
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
mumtaz mil gayi hai magar
woh shaadi nahi karti


As a married one
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti


After 5 years of Marriage
Tajmahal kya cheez hai,
isse badi imarat banaunga,
Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
tuzhe to mein zinda dafnaunga

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jockes

Posted by: "latagoodluck" latagoodluck@yahoo.co.in   latagoodluck

Tue Feb 5, 2008 3:33 am (PST)

Sardar selling perachute :Plan se kudo button dabaao aur aap zameen
per safely land....?
Customer :Agar parachut na khula to ?
Sardar :Oh Ji Paise wapas.......samje

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sardar joke

Posted by: "SURESH" sureshreji@gmail.com   sureshreji

Tue Feb 5, 2008 3:33 am (PST)

*What is the chemical formula 4 water? Sardar: HIJKLMNO. *

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*Teacher: what r u talking about? *

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*Sardar: Yesterday u said H to O.*
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earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must a swear
two questions: *

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*1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T". *

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*2. How many seconds are there in a year? *

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*The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered... *

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*1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow. *

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*2. There are 12 seconds in a year. Saint Peter said, "OK, Ill buy the Today
and Tomorrow answer, even though its not the answer I expected. *

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*But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?" The Singh replied, "Well,
January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..." Saint Peter opens the gate
without another word.*
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20.

Mujhe aazmaane wale mujhe aazmaa k roye

Posted by: "naseer zubair" naseerzubair@yahoo.com   naseerzubair

Tue Feb 5, 2008 3:33 am (PST)

Mujhe aazmaane wale mujhe aazmaa k roye

Meri daastaane hasrat woh suna suna k roye

Teri bewafai per teri kuch adaaun per

Kabhi muh chupa k roye kabhi muskura k roye

Main hun bewatan musafir mera naam bekasi hai

Mera koi bhi nahi hai jo gale laga k roye

Mere paas se guzar kar mera haal tak na pucha

Main ye kaise maan jaaun k woh door jake roye

Mujhe aazmaane wale mujhe aazmaa k roye

Meri daastaane hasrat woh suna suna k roye

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21a.

Re: send me jokes, images, and more

Posted by: "RK Aggarwal" ritukamal@rcc.chd.nic.in

Tue Feb 5, 2008 3:34 am (PST)

HusbandWife SMS

@ http://www.allfree-stuff.com/dispsms.php?tcatid=1
<http://www.allfree-stuff.com/dispsms.php?tcatid=1&tcatname=SMS&tsubcatid=52
&tsubcatname=HusbandWife%20SMS&start=10>
&tcatname=SMS&tsubcatid=52&tsubcatname=HusbandWife%20SMS&start=10

From: Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com [mailto:Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com] On
Behalf Of Urmysweet Frndsahar
Sent: Thursday, January 31, 2008 6:58 PM
To: hindi_jokes@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [Hindi_Jokes] send me jokes, images, and more

heello send lot of emails and more funny emails ffor me

thanks

_____

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22.

meri rachit kavita

Posted by: "jil1b2" jil1b2@yahoo.com   jil1b2

Tue Feb 5, 2008 3:34 am (PST)

Mene ye kavita likhi apko kesi lagi pl. mail to jil1b2@yahoo.com

Kuch tum main wo baat hai
Jo aur kisi main nahi
Jamene bar ko dekha
Par tum sa nahi

Tere wo sharmna
Teri wo najakat
Dil ko jo chhon le
Honto se nikhli wo baat hai

Kahna main chata hoon ke
Tum bina nahi jiya jata
Ankho main chamak honto main hansi
Phir bhee khus nahi raa jata

Kab meri jindgi main aaogi
Kab meri kahlaogi
Ab tum hee kah do
Saans ye ruk naa jaye
Aas na ye tut jaaye
Tera diwana sirf tumko hee chaye

mukesh

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23.

Jindgi

Posted by: "vikas wadhwa" vick_rav@yahoo.co.in   vick_rav

Tue Feb 5, 2008 3:34 am (PST)

Apni To Jindgi Hi Ajeeb Kahani Hai,

Jis Cheez Ko Chaha Vo Hi Begani Hai,

Hastein To Hain Sirf Dunia Ko Hasaane Ke Liya,

Varna In Aankhon Mien Pani Hi Pani Hai.

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Mohabbat Mukaddar Hai koi Khwab Nahi,

Wo Ada hai Jismein Sab Kamyaab Nahi,

Jinhe Ishq Ki Panah Mili Wo aaj Chaand Hai,

Jo Paagal Ho Gaye Unka Koi Hisaab nahi.


Vikas Wadhwa

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24.

"World Sorry Day"

Posted by: "ugandiran" ugandiran@rcssoft.com   ugandiran

Tue Feb 5, 2008 3:34 am (PST)

Hi ...

Today is "World Sorry Day"
So...if I had hurt you any time, anywhere...
If my Emails had disturbed you...
Or If i have bugged you... then seriously


I wanna say just three words... "


..
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..

..

..
..

.

..

"I WILL CONTINUE"

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With Regards

Ugandiran.C

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25.

Tarana   From ZUBBU

Posted by: "naseer zubair" naseerzubair@yahoo.com   naseerzubair

Tue Feb 5, 2008 3:34 am (PST)

Sarbakaf dosto sab shikan sathiyo
Apni tareeq ko phir se tarteeb do

Apni qaum aur millat k hai paasbaan
Hum hain apne watan k jareen naujawan
Bach k jaaenge dushman hamare kahan
Tu bhi sunle zara gardishe aasmaan

Sarbakaf dosto sab shikan sathiyo

Apni tareeq ko phir se tarteeb do

Koh saaraun k daman k paale hain hum
Teer wo talwar khanjar wo bhale hain hum
Dushmanaun se kahan dabne wale hain hum
Jurrataun k nishaan hai jayale hai hum

Sarbakaf dosto sab shikan sathiyo

Apni tareeq ko phir se tarteeb do

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