3.: A gujarati boy

Posted by: "noorain k" nrn_cutie@yahoo.co.in nrn_cutie

Thu Feb 7, 2008 1:55 am (PST)

A gujarati boy

One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most respected man,whom people consider God, who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick."

The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."

The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.

Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."

The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I'll give you the $20."

As the teacher was giving Jayant his money, she said, "You know Jayant, since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."

Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business!"

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4.: Happy Republic Day!

Posted by: "Ramiz Kazi" ramiz_4u@yahoo.co.in ramiz_4u

Thu Feb 7, 2008 1:56 am (PST)

Majhahab Nahi Sikhata Aapas Me Bair Rakhna. Hindi Hai HumWatan Hai, Hindostaan Hamara!!
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5.: Hi girls

Posted by: "Amber" amber_bi2000@yahoo.com amber_bi2000

Thu Feb 7, 2008 1:57 am (PST)

Hi there, how you doing ? I am American girl interested to talk to
Indian/hindi speaking girls.
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6.: Facts about Rajanikanth…AWESOMe.....

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Thu Feb 7, 2008 1:57 am (PST)

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Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster
than Death can process them.

Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.

Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Rajanikanth can drown a fish.

When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights
on,............ he turns the dark off.

When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because
not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and
Rajanikanth.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can
throw Brett Favre even further.

The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.

Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you
will die.

Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for
handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the
spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if
you park there.

Rajanikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd,
no one fools Rajanikanth.

If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you
mean Rajanikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have
the chance."

Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth' leg. After five days of
excruciating pain, the cobra died.

When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many
seconds you have left to live.

Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the
first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of
everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to
stop.

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Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human
lifeÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ unless it gets in his way.

It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his
finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth
could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead
man, there is Rajanikanth.

Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth
only recognizes the element of surprise.

Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to
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The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square
Rajanikanth, the result is death.

When you say "no one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes this as a
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7.: just wanna say hello

Posted by: "Mr Lacy" mrlacy69692008@yahoo.com mrlacy69692008

Thu Feb 7, 2008 1:57 am (PST)

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8.1.: hi

Posted by: "karunasri1986" karunasri1986@yahoo.co.in karunasri1986

Thu Feb 7, 2008 1:58 am (PST)

hi to all my friends

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Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai.

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Shaadi ke baad - Dil to Pagal Tha.

Shaadi Ke Pehle - Sirf Ek Duje Ke Liye.
Shaadi Ke baad - Sirf Baccho Ke Liye.

Shaadi Ke Pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya LeJayenge.
Shaadi Ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge.

Shaadi Ke Pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi Ke baad - Jwalamukhi.

Shaadi Ke Pehle - Kuwara Baap
Shaadi Ke baad - Bechara Baap

Shaadi Ke Pehle - Titanic.
Shaadi Ke baad - Kagaz Ki Nao.

Shaadi Ke Pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun ?
Shaadi Ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran.

Shaadi Ke Pehle - Yes Boss :-
Shaadi Ke baad - Yes Boss :-

Shaadi Ke Pehle - Kabhi Kabhi !
Shaadi Ke baad - If You Are Lucky.

Shaadi Ke Pehle - Aao Pyar Kare.
Shaadi Ke baad - Aur bhi Kuch Kaam Karen !

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8.2.: hi

Posted by: "karuna sree" karunasri1986@yahoo.co.in karunasri1986

Thu Feb 7, 2008 1:59 am (PST)

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9a.: Santa and Banta

Posted by: "akhi" akp.grmc@yahoo.co.in akp.grmc

Thu Feb 7, 2008 2:06 am (PST)

Santa- Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta.
Banta- phir tumne kya kiya?
Santa- Maine unse kaha salo ek ek karke Aayo, Phir batata hu!
Banta- Phir?
Santa- Phir kya

Salo ne ek ek karke dubara Peeta.

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10a.: Hi

Posted by: "booba g" boobalang8@yahoo.co.in boobalang8

Thu Feb 7, 2008 2:09 am (PST)

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11.: Sir: 'bachcho kasam khao kabhi sharab

Posted by: "Sanjit Badgujar" s7a7n7j7i7t7@yahoo.co.in s7a7n7j7i7t7

Thu Feb 7, 2008 2:11 am (PST)

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Bachche: 'nahi khaenge sir.'
Sir: 'kabhi ladkiyon ko nahi chhedoge.'
Bachche: 'alright sir!'
Sir: 'jua nahi kheloge.'
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Posted by: "Sanjit Badgujar" s7a7n7j7i7t7@yahoo.co.in s7a7n7j7i7t7

Thu Feb 7, 2008 2:12 am (PST)

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Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!
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Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!

Santa : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Jasmeet : Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai.
Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!
Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein
Chalayeen Thi.
Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya..?
Santa meets his friend Bunta
Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B…!
Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?
Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!
Santa : Drinking-n-Driving Dono Nalo Naal Nai Ho Sakde.
Banta : Kyoo Ji ?
Santa : Je SpeedBbreaker Aa Gaya Taa Peg Dul Jau.
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Jasmeet : Wo Ghar Pe Hain.
Santa : Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke…
Jasmeet : Phone Mere Liye Tha!
Santa : Aapne Nurse Bahut Changi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein
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Doctor: Jaanta Hoon, Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi.
Santa : Oh Yaar Main Badi Mushkil Mein Hoon…
Meri Biwi Mujhse Ek Pappi Ka Ek Rupeya Leti Hai..!
Banta : Oh Yaar Tu Bada Lucky Hai, Auron Se To Woh 5 Rupye Leti Hai.
Santa : Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide Si.
Banta : Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le
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Banta : Wo Ladki Deaf Lagti Hai. Main Kuch Kehta Hoon, Woh Kuch Aur Hi
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Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Maine Kaha I Luv U, To Woh Boli 'Maine Kal Hi Naye Sandal kharide
hain'
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14a.: Good Morning !!

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com ashtek_2001

Thu Feb 7, 2008 2:12 am (PST)

Hi! Wish you a very Good Morning!

People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH.

But I think there is a differnce.

When you love the right one you are COMPLETE.
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When you love the wrong one you are FINISHED! :-)

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15.: Please Read It...don't buy petrol on 24th Jan 2008 !

Posted by: "Ankit" neo_ankit@yahoo.co.in neo_ankit

Thu Feb 7, 2008 2:13 am (PST)

Hi everybody,

Petrol in Pakistan Rs 17 per liter
Malaysia Rs 18 per liter
In India it's 51 per liter

Why this difference in Asia itself? World Market CRUDE Oil is not the reason
for this. It's all Gain for private owners. As we are the general public, or
Common Man as R.K.Laxman wud have said, we have to raise our voice, let's
rise thru Emails.

Forward this to all Indians who care.
IT HAS BEEN CALCULATED THAT IF EVERYONE DID NOT PURCHASE A DROP OF PETROL
FOR ONE DAY AND ALL AT THE SAME TIME, THE OIL COMPANIES WOULD CHOKE ON THEIR
STOCKPILES.

AT THE SAME TIME IT WOULD HIT THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY WITH A NET LOSS OVER 4.6
BILLION DOLLARS WHICH AFFECTS THE BOTTOM LINES OF THE OIL COMPANIES.
THEREFORE "24th JANUARY" HAS BEEN FORMALLY DECLARED "STICK IT UP THEIR
BEHIND "DAY AND THE PEOPLE OF THIS NATION SHOULD NOT BUY A SINGLE DROP OF
PETROL THAT DAY.

THE ONLY WAY THIS CAN BE DONE IS IF YOU FORWARD THIS E-MAIL TO AS MANY
PEOPLE AS YOU CAN AND AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN TO GET THE WORD OUT. WAITING ON
THE GOVERNMENT TO STEP IN AND CONTROL THE PRICES IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REDUCTION AND CONTROL IN PRICES THAT THE ARAB NATIONS
PROMISED TWO WEEKS AGO?

REMEMBER ONE THING, NOT ONLY IS THE PRICE OF PETROL GOING UP BUT
AT THE SAME TIME AIRLINES ARE FORCED TO RAISE THEIR PRICES,
TRUCKING COMPANIES ARE FORCED TO RAISE THEIR PRICES WHICH AFFECTS
PRICES ON EVERYTHING THAT IS SHIPPED. THINGS LIKE FOOD, CLOTHING, BUILDING
SUPPLIES MEDICAL SUPPLIES ETC. WHO PAYS IN THE END? WE DO!

WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE.IF THEY DON'T GET THE MESSAGE AFTER ONE DAY, WE
WILL DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN. SO DO YOUR PART AND SPREAD THE WORD. FORWARD
THIS EMAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW. MARK YOUR CALENDARS AND MAKE 24 JANUARY A
DAY THAT THE CITIZENS SAY "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH".

We forward so many junk email to many of our friends, now let us do it for
some useful cause to cut down the price of the petrol........

REMEMBER: JANUARY 24, 2008.... NO Petrol Day...!

Please "Think Of It ...............

P Please don't print this Email unless you really need to - this will
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16.: What Kind Of Sleeper are you

Posted by: "FunnyForward" butterfly2401@gmail.com

Thu Feb 7, 2008 2:18 am (PST)

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17.: Gammon ney baant liya mujhe yoon aapas mein,Kay jaisay main koi loot

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com jessieriat

Thu Feb 7, 2008 2:18 am (PST)

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Gammon ney baant liya mujhe yoon aapas mein,
Kay jaisay main koi loota hua khazaana thaa,
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18.: B'ful Moon

Posted by: "~~SHWETA~~" shwetakapoor_05@yahoo.co.in shwetakapoor_05

Thu Feb 7, 2008 2:19 am (PST)

Beautiful Night Moon
Hey, Moon!
What you lookin' at?
Ain't nothing
you haven't seen already,
ain't that right?

You sitting up there
so big and round and white
just grinnin'
like everything's all right?

Well, maybe it is
and maybe it ain't
and I guess
it doesn't matter to you. . .

But I read
you might
be a piece
of this planet.

That long ago
you were ripped loose
by some near-miss
or glancing cosmic blow.

So I guess maybe
you know all about
losing things.

Losing your home.
Losing your friends.
Losing everything you knew.

Maybe that's why
I like you so much.

You've been
through so much
but you never flinch.

I can tell you've suffered too.
You've seen it all haven't you?

The rise and fall
of countless creations
great and small.

Furry, feathery,
scaly, hairy,
boned or boneless,
quick or slow,
animal, mineral or vegetable.

The rise and fall
of civilizations.

Known and unknown.

Intro,
story line,
ending.

Again and again and again.

But don't be sad.

It's a beautiful night,
the stars and the Moon
are shining bright . . .

Have a beautiful night Moon.

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19.: I AM A SERIAL KILLER ......... ARE YOU ?

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Thu Feb 7, 2008 2:33 am (PST)

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20.: WEAR THIS : KEEP MEN WITH EVIL OMEN AWAY

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21.: what's Love

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Thu Feb 7, 2008 2:46 am (PST)

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22a.: Good Morning!!

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com ashtek_2001

Thu Feb 7, 2008 2:48 am (PST)

Hi! Wish You A Very Good Morning....!!

Time is the coin of your life.
It is the only coin you have, and you can determine how it will be spent.

Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you....!!

Have a Wonderful Tuesday.....!!

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23.: Magic - Pull apart girl ( Amazing )

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Thu Feb 7, 2008 2:49 am (PST)

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24.: ~*~PRECIOUS TREASURE~*~

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Thu Feb 7, 2008 2:49 am (PST)

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God gave me the greatest treasure
When he gave me a precious son
Blessing me from the day he was born
With love and countless pleasure.

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Motherhood expanded my life
With a precious gift
Meant to be guided with love
All his days and each moment of life.

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Guard well the role of motherhood
For a precious life you help to mold
With love and tenderness in the right way
So he is righteous for God to behold.

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The love a mother gives
Is returned ten fold
From grateful sons and daughters
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To my children and their children
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