Wednesday, February 6, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1744

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1.
Exams From: chirag vithlani
2.
*ART*_* By Kungfumonkey From: TUNA
3.
*ART*_* By Archiezero From: TUNA
4a.
Tragic Comedy Nice one From: ganeshkumble11
5a.
Funny Cartoons on net From: ganeshkumble11
6a.
Love do not need a reason..... If u agry with me please reply...From From: ganeshkumble11
7.
THE LANGUAGE OF THE HEART From: glassnost
8.
PUT YOUR HEAD INSIDE &  I AM ALL YOURS From: glassnost
9.
Self Or Over Confidence From: Sunny Kinger
10.
Fantasy Head Art From: naseer zubair
11a.
Cool baby product From: Love is Life
12.1.
hi From: karuna sree
13.
Haan maine gujrat ka manzar dekha hai ( Translated In English 4 Peop From: naseer zubair
14.
Honest HR Question-Answers From: FunnyForward
15.
abc From: Yam Gup
16.
<~ Shahrukh & Preity Hyundai Ad ~ From: &
17.
Fwd: FW: c dis!! From: sarvesh dureja
18.
*GRAPHiCS*-* Misc.. From: TUNA
19.
Long Tongue ( Amazing ) From: bhola ram
20.
The Language and Meaning of Rose Colours(Prishi) From: Prishi
21.
love was there(Prishi) From: Prishi
22.
The Onion: Horoscope (Crazy!) From: Ashish T
23.
hiiiiiiiiiiii jokeeeeeeeee From: shanky4ugarg
24.
**Paraye** From: ~*~R A K E S H~*~

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1.

Exams

Posted by: "chirag vithlani" dimple_vithlani@yahoo.com   dimple_vithlani

Tue Feb 5, 2008 9:04 am (PST)

Baap: Beta is bar tujhe exam me 90% lana hai !
Beta: Nahi Dad, mai to is bar 100% launga !!
Baap: Kyo Mazak kar rahe ho ?!!
Beta: Shuru kisne kiya tha ?


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2.

*ART*_* By Kungfumonkey

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Tue Feb 5, 2008 9:04 am (PST)



3.

*ART*_* By Archiezero

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Tue Feb 5, 2008 9:54 am (PST)



4a.

Tragic Comedy Nice one

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Feb 5, 2008 9:54 am (PST)

Tragic Comedy nice one

Tragic Comedy nice one

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5a.

Funny Cartoons on net

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Feb 5, 2008 9:54 am (PST)

6a.

Love do not need a reason..... If u agry with me please reply...From

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Feb 5, 2008 9:54 am (PST)

Love dont need a reason if you are agry wih me please reply me.



Lady : Why do you like me.. Why do you love me?
Man : I can't tell the reason.. but I really love
you..


Lady : You can't even tell me the reason... how can
you say you love me? How can you say you like me?
Man : I really don't know the reason, but I can
prove that I love you.

Lady : Proof No! I want you to tell me the reason.
My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he loves her
but not you!
Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful,
because your voice is sweet,
because you are caring,
because you are loving,
because you are thoughtful,
because of your smile,
because of your every movements.
The lady felt very satisfied with the man's answer.

Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and went in comma.
The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and
here is the content:

Darling,
Because of your sweet voice that I love you...
Now can you talk No! Therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your care and concern that I like you..
Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love
you.

Because of your smile,because of your every movements
that I love you.. Now can you smile Now can you move
No, therefore I cannot love you...

If love needs a reason, like now, there is no
reason for me to love you anymore.

Does love need a reason?? NO!

Therefore, I still love you...


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7.

THE LANGUAGE OF THE HEART

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Feb 5, 2008 9:57 am (PST)



GLASSNOST

8.

PUT YOUR HEAD INSIDE &  I AM ALL YOURS

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Feb 5, 2008 10:00 am (PST)



*DARLING I PROMISE TO MARRY YOU ON *
*VALENTINE'S DAY **IF **ONLY **YOU CAN PROVE *
*YOU REALLY LOVE ME. ITS SIMPLE. I WILL TURN IT ON. *
*JUST CHANT MY NAME AND PUT YOUR HEAD INSIDE ......*

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*GLASSNOST*

9.

Self Or Over Confidence

Posted by: "Sunny Kinger" sunnykinger@gmail.com   sunnykinger

Tue Feb 5, 2008 10:00 am (PST)


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Fantasy Head Art

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Tue Feb 5, 2008 10:04 am (PST)

11a.

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Posted by: "karuna sree" karunasri1986@yahoo.co.in   karunasri1986

Tue Feb 5, 2008 10:18 am (PST)




Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it
from themselves. ~James Matthew Barrie





Thanks for bringing so much sunshine into my life. This little
message is meant to send some sunshine back to you!!

Send this greeting to all the folks who bring sunshine to your
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Haan maine gujrat ka manzar dekha hai ( Translated In English 4 Peop

Posted by: "naseer zubair" naseerzubair@yahoo.com   naseerzubair

Tue Feb 5, 2008 10:22 am (PST)

Khoon me dooba amn k paikar dekha hai i nave seen a member in bloodshed
Zakhmi zakhmi ek kabutar dekha hai have seen a wounded pigeon

Jalti haveli jalta chappard dekha hai i saw a burning castle and saw aroof in fire
Haan maine gujrat ka manzar dekha hai yes i have seen the view of Gujrat

Naam mera mazloom hai main ek lardki hun my name is poor and am a girl
Jo kuch maine dekha hai woh batlati hun iam going to relate all that i have seeen

Ghar ghar aag lagai hai ghaddaraun ne the traitors have put fire to every house
Izzat looti dharm k theke daaraun ne those who pretends to be the lords violated my honour
Dharti pe shaitanaun ka lashkar dekha hai i have seen the army of satan on the earth

Haan maine gujrat ka manzar dekha hai yes i ahve seen the view of Gujrat

Sharm se gardan khamm karli haiwaanaun ne the devils with shame bent their heads
Aisa ghanauna khel racha insanaun ne such villain works did the human do
Koi darinda bhi na kare woh kaam kya even a monster would not do that kind of work
Maa k pet ko cheer kar bacha maar dya tearing a mother's womb they killed the baby
Masoom maa ko talwaraun per dekha hai i have seen innocent mothers under swords

Haan maine gujrat ka manzar dekha hai yes i have seen the view of Gujrat

Aayinaun ki taak me sab pather dil the they were all rock hearted with face of glasses
wardi me bhi mazloomaun k qatil dekha hai i have seen poor's murderers in uniforms also
Bache pair jawanaun k sar kaat dye the remaining legs cut the head of youngsters

Haan maine gujrat ka manzar hai yes i have seen the view of Gujrat

Insanaun k khoon k darya paaat dye they made rivers of human blood
Aankhaun ne laashaun ka samandar dekha hai my eyes have seen the sea of corpse

Haan maine gujrat ka manzar dekha hai yes i have seen the view of Gujraat

Jisne dekha manzar aag ugalta hua the one who saw a view spitting fire
Jisne dekha ghar walaun ko jalta hua the one who saw residents getting burnt
Leke shole woh bhi nikal aaye kaheen they also came out with flames
Ruq tasveer ka ultha hojaye na kaheen as mishap the situation do not turn the other way
Sheehse ki aankhaun me pather dekha hai i have seen stones in the eyes of glasses

Haan maine gujrat ka manzar dekha hai yes i have seen the view of Gujraat

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Honest HR Question-Answers

Posted by: "FunnyForward" butterfly2401@gmail.com

Tue Feb 5, 2008 10:24 am (PST)













Job Interview - Honest HR Question-Answers

If we were to Honestly reply to all the HR Questions they would
go something like this

1. Why did you apply for this job?
I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me
now.

2. Why do you want to work for this company?
I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't
have any specific company in mind.

3. Why should I hire you?
You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.

4.What would you do if we hire you?
Well, it depends on my mindset but I will try to work on whatever
is allotted to me.

5.What is your biggest strength?
Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without
thinking of the fate of company.

6. What is your biggest wealness?
Girls

7.What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?
Joining my earlier company and learn that I need to jump to get
more money, so I am here today!

8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud
of?
Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to
change my job? I could demand more and stay there.

9.Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?
Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking
for a change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome
that.

10.Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?
For the same reason why you left your earlier job... more money

11.What do you want from this job?
If no work is given but keep giving good hikes

12.What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve
them?
Make more money and for that keep jumping companies for every 2
yrs

13.Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?
Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I've gone through your
website

14.What is the salary expected and how do u justify that?
Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me
20% extra than what I am getting and that is unpublished industry
standard (I know you will bargain on what ever I ask, hence, I
have already hiked my current salary by 30%).
Regards,
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15.

abc

Posted by: "Yam Gup" humtum_1137@yahoo.com   humtum_1137

Tue Feb 5, 2008 10:25 am (PST)

Kal na phir ye samaa hoga,
Hum mein se kaun najaane kahaan hoga..?
Murjhaaye phool to mil jaenge kitaabon mein,
Par bicchde Doston ka shayad hi koi pataa hoga….

Kya zamaana tha,hum roz mila karte the;
Raat bhar chaand ke humraaz fira karte the..
Dekh kar jo chupchaap guzar jaate hain,
Kabhi us shakhs ko apna Dost kaha karte the….

Dost dost se khafa nahi hota,
Pyaar pyaar se juda nahi hota.
Bhula dena meri kamiyon ko,
Kyunki insaan kabhi Khuda nahi hota…

Har koi pyar k liye tadapta hai….
Har koi pyar k liye rota hai….
Ae dost ye dosti sada kayam rakhna…
Kyunki sabse jyada pyar iss dosti mei he hota hai…

Aye mohabbat tere anjaam pe rona aaya
Jaane kyon aaj tere naam pe rona aaya
Yun to har sham umedon mein guzar jaati hai
Aaj kuch baat hai jo sham pe rona aaya

Geet ki zaroorat mehfil mein hoti hai
Pyar ki zaroorat dil mein hoti hai
Bin dosti ke adhuri hai yeh zindagi
Kyunki dost ki zaroorat har pal mehsus hoti hai

Dost hai to Aansuo ki bhi shaan hoti hai,
Dost na ho to Mahfhil bhi Kabristaan hoti hai,
Sara khel to dosti ka hi hai,
Warna mayyat aur barat ek saman hoti hai.

Raatein gumnam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jite hai,
Ki har lamha sirf doston ke hi naam hota hai.


Kash Pyar ka insurense ho jata.
Pyar Karne se pahale premium bharwaya jata.
Jo Kharcha hota bewafaon pe,
Kam se kam uska claim to mil jata.

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17.

Fwd: FW: c dis!!

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Tue Feb 5, 2008 10:28 am (PST)


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*GRAPHiCS*-* Misc..

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Tue Feb 5, 2008 10:31 am (PST)



19.

Long Tongue ( Amazing )

Posted by: "bhola ram" desi.bomb@gmail.com   desi.bomb

Tue Feb 5, 2008 10:32 am (PST)

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The Language and Meaning of Rose Colours(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Tue Feb 5, 2008 9:24 pm (PST)

The Language and Meaning of Rose Colours
[Meaning of Rose Colours]

Expressing feelings of love, affection, friendship, thankfulness,
joy and several other feelings that makes our life beautiful and
rewarding is not always easy. Some people use poetry, roses and
many other things to express their feelings. However sending the
appropriate rose color bouquet convey messages in a very special
and beautiful way.

Roses can be sent to any one for any reasons or feelings
mentioned above, be they wife or husband, friend or lover, mom or
dad, grandma or grandpa or your favourite actor / actresses. No
limitations applied when you are sending roses.


Learn The Meaning of Rose Colors to Send Correct Rose.


[Image] RED roses show love, passion and respect. Red roses of
any color say "I love you"; deep red roses imply unconscious
beauty.





[Image] PINK roses communicate happiness, appreciation,
admiration, friendship, sympathy.





[Image] LIGHT PINK roses denote grace, joy, gentility and
admiration.



[Image] DARK PINK roses are to singnify thankfullness.





[Image] LAVENDER symbolizes love at first sight and
enchantment.



[Image] WHITE roses signify spiritual love and purity; but of
the soul; bridal white means happy love. White roses can also
signify secrecy reverence humility, innocence, or charm.



[Image] YELLOW shows "I care"; friendship, joy, gladness or
freedom.





[Image] CORAL roses imply desire.





[Image] PEACH roses indicate modesty.





ORANGE display a feeling of enthusiasm, desire and fascination.


WHITE and RED roses mixed together signify unity.


RED and YELLOW rose together say "Congratulations!"


YELLOW and ORANGE in combination imply passionate thoughts.



Other Messages From Roses


Delicate and Beautiful, the rose is the principal messenger of
love.
A single rose denotes "I still Love you"
Two Roses of any color taped or wired together signify a
commitment or forthcoming marriage.
In general, pale-colored roses signify friendship.
12 Roses - Gratitude
25 Roses - Congratulations
50 Roses - Unconditional Love


With roses and flowers there are no limitations as to what can be
expressed. The colors and aromas of the different types of roses
all have their unique place the history of human expression.
Knowing the specific meaning of a rose only enhances the
experience of sending and receiving rose and flower bouquets.




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love was there(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Tue Feb 5, 2008 9:24 pm (PST)


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spring was still very much in the air
the love was there in atmosphere
the flowers were in the full bloom
this was conducive time for becoming bride and bridegroom

but some one was waiting for her separated love
she had desires and passion to meet her love
she was desperate to cross all the limits
but the destiny was cruelly laughing on her
and saying look this is your fate

her love was shouldered with the
responsibility of the nation
facing brave heartedly the extremes condition
the sense of duty dug the grave yard of the relationship
but with a smile on his face , he was for his beloved nation

standing in the viscous circle of life and death
not worried for tomorrow, enjoying his existence on earth
any moment could be the eleventh hour of his life
but still firm belief on his fate, that he will survive

the love was very much , here also in the atmosphere
but there first love there be loved nation
no other preferences was there, and no give and take in it
and if life do exist beyond the death
then love was there in the atmosphere




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The Onion: Horoscope (Crazy!)

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com   ashtek_2001

Tue Feb 5, 2008 9:25 pm (PST)

Your Horoscope
February 6, 2008

Your Birthday Today
An exciting new phase in your life is about to begin. Secrete abdominal fluids to soften the inside of your cocoon and fly out.

Aries March 21 - April 19
Just when things are beginning to look up, the three-ton wrecking ball will come swinging back in your direction.

Taurus April 20 - May 20
While your new skirt leaves little to the imagination, many will still try to picture it on a woman instead.

Gemini May 21 - June 21
Your finances and your health are equally important. Unfortunately, the sale of your last kidney will soon bring an end to both.

Cancer June 22 - July 22
They say dogs are man's best friend, but you'll realize yours has been letting you win at checkers this entire time.

Leo July 23 - August 22
A masterful game of cunning, subterfuge and daring will help you to secure the last remaining slice of pizza this Thursday.

Virgo August 23 - September 22
If you think he's angry about your tryst with his daughter, just wait until the farmer finds out what you did to his son.

Libra September 23 - October 23
Your belief in an omnipotent being that lives above the clouds may sound ridiculous, but it's the fact that you think He's out to do good that's truly preposterous.

Scorpio October 24 - November 21
Thomas Edison described genius as one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration. Still, that's no reason to brag about what you do in the bathroom.

Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
You'll save half-a-dozen orphans from a burning building this week, though to be fair, that's largely because you'll refuse to go back in for their parents.

Capricorn December 22 - January 19
Revolving restaurants can make for a nice and relaxing outing. Sadly, yours will spin along the other axis.

Aquarius January 20 - February 18
The most important thing is that you tried, or at least it will be during your attempted murder trial next week.

Pisces February 19 - March 20
Lately it seems like nobody respects your feelings, but why don't you just shut up for a second and let the stars worry about it.
23.

hiiiiiiiiiiii jokeeeeeeeee

Posted by: "shanky4ugarg" shanky4ugarg@yahoo.co.in   shanky4ugarg

Wed Feb 6, 2008 1:00 am (PST)

Banta ek Sadhu se bola: " Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai,
koi upay batao."
Sadhu: "Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes
first -
the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford ?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

shanky

24.

**Paraye**

Posted by: "~*~R A K E S H~*~" aloner0705@yahoo.com   aloner0705

Wed Feb 6, 2008 1:04 am (PST)




Apni marzi se kahan apne safar se ham hain....
Rukh hawaon ka jidhar ka, udhar se ham hain...
Pehle har cheez thi apni, har log apne the.....
Ab apne hi dosto mein koi paraye se ham hain.....

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