Wednesday, February 20, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1767

Messages In This Digest (25 Messages)

1.
HINDI SAYIRIS From: RAJIV CHAUDHARY
2.
PUPPY LOVE &  PUPPY MARRIAGE !!! From: glassnost
3.
Inse Panga Mat lena From: Rahul Verma
4.
From My Heart To Yours From: NEENA
5a.
dilse From: vinay tm
5b.
dilse From: vinay tm
6.
Innovation & Creativity From: Jameel Ahmed
7.
A Beautiful Love story (share from another group) From: ♥♥♥♥♥♥(R) R@/| $|-|@|/@|/k@r
8.
Phool From: vikas wadhwa
9.
HELLO From: RAJIV CHAUDHARY
10.
What A Family From: naseer zubair
11.
Waiting for my dreams From: ~~SHWETA~~
12.
Old is Gold - Awesome Cartoons From: black rose
13.
hi friends ur Autogragh plz From: ugandiran
14.
Barish aur main. . . . .. . . . From: UMSA
15.
World Sorry Day!!! From: Rajan Malla
16.1.
hi From: tea kumar
17.
*JAANE KYON... JAANE KYON...* From: ganesh kumble
18.
Hey mere prabhu From: ganesh kumble
19a.
I've Learned.. From: ganesh kumble
20.
The kids start the day with Mom supervising breakfasts. From: ganesh kumble
21.
WOMEN LIKE IT REAL HARD &  LONG From: glassnost
22.
How To Avoid The Flu (Informative) From: ganesh kumble
23.
It happens only in india...... enjoy1 From: ganesh kumble
24.
Harry Eng's Impossible Bottles 1 From: ganesh kumble

Messages

1.

HINDI SAYIRIS

Posted by: "RAJIV CHAUDHARY" rajiv_chaudhary_1@yahoo.com   rajiv_chaudhary_1

Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:49 am (PST)

ZINDAGI JINESE JO MILTA HAI
DIL DENE SE WOHI MILTA HAI

YA MILEGI DIL KO DIL
YA MILEGI DIL KO DARD

MAGAR BATAO DOST O'
KYA DARD KE MARE
LOG JINA CHOR DETE HAI

YA MILE SUKH
YA MILE DUKH
JINEKI NAM HAI ZINDEGI
TO ZINDEGI JINA HI PAREGA
DUNIYA ME AYE HAI TO DOST
ZINDEGI JINA HI PAREGA
**********************************

DARD KA AHSAS HO
KHONE KA DARR HO
NAHI PANE KA PIHDA HO
AKHO MEI NID NA HO
MAN MEI BESAINI HO
JINE AUR MARNE KE AASAMAJASANMYETA MEI HO
TO PYAR MEI JAROOR PAGAL HO
*******************************************************
EK DARR KA MAHAL MEI JITA HOON
PAL PAL DARR KA AGOSH MEI JATA HOON
KUCH NAHI MILA
KUCH MIL KE KHO JANA
KUCH MIL KE BICHURNA
NAHI MILNE KA DARD MEI
HAR WAQT HAR PAL
ZINDEGI KO EK BOJ SAMAJNE LAGA HOON

KISISE KHOPHA HOON
KYU HOON KYON HAI WOH
KUCH ASAMAJASNMYATA MEI HOON
KYA BHAGWAN SE HOON

KHYOV AUR KHOFA
DUKH GUM AUR DARD SE
AB TO MAIN AAPNA DUNIYA BASALIYA HOON
JI TO LUNGA MAGAR ZINDEGI KE ZAHAR KA GHUT PI KAR

KISI KI NASEEB MEI SUKH CHAIN AUR SUKUN
KISI KI NASEEB MEI DUKH DARD AUR GUM
ISI KO SAYAD KEHTE HAI
NASEEB APNA APNA






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PUPPY LOVE &  PUPPY MARRIAGE !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:49 am (PST)



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3.

Inse Panga Mat lena

Posted by: "Rahul Verma" verma_rahul31@yahoo.co.in   verma_rahul31

Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:50 am (PST)


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From My Heart To Yours

Posted by: "NEENA" SweetShelly.Verma@gmail.com   sweetcrazyboy

Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:54 am (PST)

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5a.

dilse

Posted by: "vinay tm" vinay_tm@yahoo.co.in   vinay_tm

Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:59 am (PST)

Dur rehkar kareeb rehne ki aadat hai,
yaad bankar aankho se behne ki aadat hai,
kareeb na hote hue bhi kareeb paoge,
mujhe ehsaas bankar rehne ki aadat hai.

Jinke liye hum yaha khud ko jala rahe hai,
woh dur humse kahi khushiyan mana rahe hai,
jinki judai hamare jaan pe aayi,
wo apni zindagi saja rahe hai.

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5b.

dilse

Posted by: "vinay tm" vinay_tm@yahoo.co.in   vinay_tm

Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:02 am (PST)

Dil thodna jinki aadat ho,
woh dil lagana kya jaane,
bewafai ki aag jisme ho,
wo pyaar nibhana kya jaane,
dur rehkar jo khush ho,
wo tanhai ka gham kya jaane....

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Innovation & Creativity

Posted by: "Jameel Ahmed" jameelahmed_l@yahoo.co.in   jameelahmed_l

Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:59 am (PST)


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A Beautiful Love story (share from another group)

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Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:02 am (PST)

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The following is a very touching love story as narrated by a girl........

I have a boyfriend who grew up with me. His name is Jin. I always thought of
him as a friend until last year, when we went to a trip from a club. I found
that I fell in love with him. Before that trip was over, I took a step and
confessed my love for him.
And soon, we became a pair of lovers, but we loved each other in different
ways. I always concentrated on him only, but by his side, there were so many
other girls. To me, he was the only one, but to him, maybe I was just
another girl.
Jin, do you want to go watch a movie? I asked.
Jin "I can't"
Why? You need to study at home?I felt disappointment grabbing me.
No I am going to meet a friend
He was always like that.
He met girls in front of me, like it was nothing. To him, I was just a
girlfriend. The word "love" only came out from my mouth. Since I knew him, I
had never heard him say "I love you" before.
To us, there weren't any anniversaries at all.
He didn't say anything from the first day and it continued till 100 days,200
days. Everyday, before we say goodbye, he would just hand me a doll,
everyday, without fail. I don't know why. Then one day...
Me Um, Jin, I...
Jin What?don't drag, just say..
Me I love you.
Jin you...um, just take this doll and go home.
That was how he ignored my three words and handed me the doll.
Then he disappeared, like he was running away.
The dolls I received from him everyday, filled my room, one by one. There
were many...
Then one day came, my 15th year old birthday. When I got up in the morning,
I pictured a party with him, and stranded myself in my room, waiting for his
call.
But ...lunch passed, dinner passed...and soon the sky was dark he still
didn't call.
It was already tiring to look at the phone anymore.
Then around 2am in the morning, he suddenly called me and woke me from my
sleep. He told me to come out of the house. Still, I felt joy and I ran out
happily.
Me Jin...
Jin Here...take this...
Again, he handed me a little doll.
Me What's this?
Jin I didn't give it to you yesterday, so I am giving it to you now. I'm
going home now, bye.
Me Wait, wait! Do you know what today is?
Jin Today? Huh?
I felt so sad, I thought he would remember my birthday. He turned around and
walked away like nothing had happen. when I shouted..."Wait..."
Jin You have something to say?
Me Tell me, tell me you love me...
Jin What?!
Me Tell me
I put my pathetic self behind and clung on to him. But he just said simple
cold words and left.
"I don't want to say that I love someone so easily, if you are desperate to
hear it, then find someone else." That was what he said. Then he ran off.
My legs felt numb...and I collapsed to the ground. He didn't want to say it
easily...How could he!.
I felt that... Maybe he is not the right guy for me...
After that day, I stranded myself at home crying, just crying. He didn't
call me, although I was waiting. He just continued handing me a little doll
every morning outside my house.
That's how those dolls piled up in my room... everyday
After a month, I got myself together and went to school. But what made the
pain resurface was that... I saw him on a street...with another girl...
He had a smile on his face, one that he never showed me...as he touched the
doll... I ran straight back home and looked at the dolls in my room, and
tears fell... Why did he gave these to me??
Those dolls are probably picked out by some other girls. In a fit of anger,
I threw the dolls around.
Then suddenly, the phone rang. It was him. He told me to come out to the bus
stop outside my house. I tried to calm myself down and walked to the bus
stop. I kept reminding myself that I am going to forget him, that it's going
to end.
Then he came into my sight, holding a big doll.
Jin Jo, I thought you were pissed, you really came?
I couldn't help hating him, acting like nothing had happen and joking
around. Soon, he held out the doll as usual
Me I don't need it.
Jin What?.why?
I grabbed the doll from his hands and threw it on the road.
Me I don't need this doll, I don't need it anymore!! I don't want to see a
person like you again!
I spitted out all the words that were inside me. But unlike other days, his
eyes very shaking.
"I'm sorry..." He apologized in a tiny voice. He then walked over to the
road to pick up the doll...
Me You stupid! Why are you picking up the doll?! Just throw it away!!!
But he ignored me and just went to pick the doll.
Then...
Honk Honk
With a loud honk, a big truck was heading towards him.
"Jin! Move! Move away!" I shouted....
But he didn't hear me, he squatted down and picked up the doll.
"Jin, move!"
HONK!!
*Boom!* That sound, so terrifying.
That's how he went away from me.
That's how he went away without even opening his eyes to say one word to me.
After that day, I had to go through everyday with guiltiness and the sadness
of losing him.
And after spending two months like a crazy person
I took out the dolls. Those were the only gifts he left me since the day we
started going out.I remembered the days I spent with him and started to
count the days- when we were in love..
"One...two... three..."
That was how I started to count the dolls...
"Four hundred and eighty four... four hundred and eighty five..."
It all ended with 485 dolls.
I then started to cry again, with a doll in my arms.
I hugged it tightly, then suddenly...
"I love you, I love you"
I dropped the dolls, shocked.
"I...lo..ve..you??"
I picked up the dolls and pressed its stomach.
"I love you I love you"
It can"t be!
I pressed all the dolls' stomach as it piled on the side.
"I love you"
"I love you"
"I love you"
Those words came out non-stop.
"I love you"
Why didn't I realize that???.
That his heart was always by my side, protecting me.
Why didn't I realize that he love me this much...
I took out the doll under the bed and pressed it's stomach, that was the
last doll, the one that fell on the road. It had his blood stain on it.
The voice came out, the on that I was missing so much....
"Jo...Do you know what today is? We've been loving each other for 486 days.
Do you know what 486 is?
I couldn't say I love you..... Um... since I was too shy. If you forgive me
and take this doll, I will say that I love you.. Everyday...till I die..
Jo... I love you!"
The tears came flowing out of me. Why? Why? I asked
god, why do I only know about all this now?
He can't be by my side, but he loved me until his last minute.
For that.. and for that reason... to me..... it became courage... to live a
beautiful life...

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Love While You Live
Realize things before its too late.
Have lots of friends before you are alone.
Accept things rather than deny them.
Love people before you loose them.

Life comes just once.
Love it while you live it

I am only one, but still I am one,
I cannot do everything,
but still I can do something,
I will not refuse to do the something that I can do
8.

Phool

Posted by: "vikas wadhwa" vick_rav@yahoo.co.in   vick_rav

Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:03 am (PST)

"Phool Rakhenge Kabr Par Meri
Jinse Ye Ummeed Thi,
Wo Bhi Pathar Rakh Gaye Seene Par,
Dafnaane Ke Baad".

Waqt Ke Is Mod Par Ye Kaisa Waqt Aaya Hai,
Dil Ka Dard Ab Juban Tak Aaya Hai,
Nahi Darte Te Kabhi Kaanto Ki Chubhan Se,
Aaj Phoolon Ki Chubhan Ne Humein Rulaaya Hai.

Youn To Lakhon Phool Hain Chaman Main,
Naa Tumsa Phool Hai Koi,
Tumhe Chaaha Magar Maine,
Bata Kya Bhool Hai meri..

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HELLO

Posted by: "RAJIV CHAUDHARY" rajiv_chaudhary_1@yahoo.com   rajiv_chaudhary_1

Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:06 am (PST)

ITNI TO BEDARD NAHI HOON MAIN
KI DARD BHARE DIL KO PHIR DOON DARD
JO KHUD HI DUBA HUA DARD MEIN
WOH BHALA KISI KO DARD KYA DEGA
JUBAN PE HANSI KI LABJE SUNKAR
KOI YEKIN NAHI KARTA
MAGAR DIL MEIN LE KAR GUM
GHUM RAHA HOON MEIN
DARD KA DASTAN
KOI KYU SUNE
KISI KO KYA PARI HAI
JISE BHI SUNAO
WOHI GUM MEIN ADH MARA HAI

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10.

What A Family

Posted by: "naseer zubair" naseerzubair@yahoo.com   naseerzubair

Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:07 am (PST)



What A Family

MAN:boy, whats your dad's name?

BOY:his name is LAUGHING..

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MAN:and yoursmother's name?

BOY:SMILING..

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MAN:you must be kidding...

BOY:no, thats my brother..

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I am JOKING..!

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Waiting for my dreams

Posted by: "~~SHWETA~~" shwetakapoor_05@yahoo.co.in   shwetakapoor_05

Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:09 am (PST)

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Your sparkling eyes light all my dreams Your smile & laughter
jingle in my ears Taking my finger you step by my side You fall &
cry loud ; I cuddle you so tight Leaning on my face you look
into my eyes And watch your cute image in it Your pearlwhite
teeth shine like silver stars Smooth palms I feel on my cheeks
Lying in my lap you listen to my tales A tale of a brave little
prince With enlarged eyes & your tiny mouth open How suprised my
sweet little prince Sun dawns everyday & the time flies on
And I know that your day will come soon I'm waiting for you;My
precious most dream I will love you more than my life


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Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:13 am (PST)

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hi friends ur Autogragh plz

Posted by: "ugandiran" ugandiran@rcssoft.com   ugandiran

Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:32 am (PST)

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Blank Copy To All Of Your Friends (So They Can Fill It Out About You! Got It ?? BE HONEST

1. My name: [ ]

2. Where did we meet?: [ ]

3. How long have you known me?: [ ]

4. How well do you know me (a lot, not so much, nothing)?: [ ]

5. When you first saw me what was your first impression? [ ]

6. Mi birthday?: [ ]

7. Color Hair?: [ ]

8. Color eyes?: [ ]

9. Do you remember the first things I said to you when we first met? [ ]

10. What����s my fav type of music?: [ ]

11.What����s one of my fav things to do outdoors?: [ ]

12. Am I shy or outgoing? [ ]

13. Would you consider me a friend?: [ ]

14. Have you ever seen me cry? If yes, when?: [ ]

15. If there were one good nickname for me, what would it be? [ ]

16.I had broccoli stuck on my teeth, would you tell me? [ ]

AM I������. ?!?!?!?

17. Quiet or loud? [ ]

18. Short or Tall: [ ]

19.Weird or original: [ ]

20. Smart or stupid? [ ]

21. Boring or Fun? [ ]

22. Attractive or Unattractive? [ ]

DO YOU THINK I'M... (yes or no, if u wanna say something extra say it)

23.A psycho? [ ]

24.Athlethic? [ ]

25. A nerd? [ ]

26. Two-faced?

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27.Immature? [ ]

28. Mature? [ ]

JUST A FEW MORE QUESTIONS

29. What is the worst thing about me?

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30. When is my birthday? [ ]

31. Who is my best friend? [ ]

32. What song(if any)reminds you of me? [ ]

33. Do I remind you of any characters on TV? [ ]

34. If you could rename me, what would my name be? [ ]

35. A feature that you like about me as a person: [ ]

36. If you could give me anything, what would it be? [ ]

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14.

Barish aur main. . . . .. . . .

Posted by: "UMSA" umsa80@gmail.com   umsa80

Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:33 am (PST)

Barish aur main,
dono ek jaisay hain, rote hain,
tadapte hain,
sisakte hain, machalte hain,
bond bond dard ka!
khamoshi se apni ragoon main utar lete hain,
aur phr muskura kar chupke se..
chup ki chaddar odh lete hain..
haan sahyad,
BARISH aur MAIN dono ek hi jaisay hain!

15.

World Sorry Day!!!

Posted by: "Rajan Malla" rajan@alico.com.np   prakriti_the_nature

Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:35 am (PST)



Hi...

Today is "world sorry saying day"

So... If I have hurt you any time anywhere...
If my Emails are disturbing you...
If I have bugged you...
then seriously
I wanna say just three words...
....
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"I WILL CONTINUE"
Ha ha ha ha .. :)

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16.1.

hi

Posted by: "tea kumar" chrishtea@yahoo.co.in   chrishtea

Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:35 am (PST)

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*JAANE KYON... JAANE KYON...*

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Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:54 am (PST)

*JAANE KYON... JAANE KYON...*

jaane kyon log flirt karte hain
jaane kyon woh affairs chalate hain
jaane kyon....jaane kyon...
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaane kyon

affairs bin jeene main rakha kya hai
affair jiska nahi woh tanha hai
affair 100 rang lekar ata hai
affair hi zindagi sajaata hai

log chup-chupkar affair chalate hain
aur sabke samne frnds ban jate hain
jaane kyon..jaane kyon,,,
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaane kyon

affair best frnds main ladai karata hai
affair main banda pagal ho jarta hai
affair na chahte hue bhi chal jata hai
affair bahut badnami karata hai
akhir main har ladai ka base ban jata hai
jaane kyon ..jaane kyon
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaanekyon

lekin kabhi kabhi ye payar main convert ho jata hai
jhoot har such aur such har jhoot ho jata hai
payar ki gaadi main 5th gear lag jata hai
aur yun affair zindagi ka safar ban jata hai
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Hey mere prabhu

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Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:54 am (PST)

Hey mere prabhu

Prabhu agar mukti ke liye chahoon
To bandhan mujhko de dena
Sukh agar mangoo to
Sare dunia ke dukh mujko de dena

Tujhko to issliye chahoon
Kyonki too sachmuch main nyaara hai
Issiliye jag main sabse paayara hai

Swarg ke liye bhajan karon to
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Agyani mujko kar dena

Tujhko to issliye chahoon
Kyonki Ganga see nirmal teri dhara hai
Issiliye maa Yashoda ka dulara hai

Shanti ke liye dhyan karoon to
Ashant mujko kar dena
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To begar mujko kar dena

Tujko to issliye chahoon
Kyonki too sab kinaro ka kinara hai
Issiliye prabhu mera too hee ek sahara hai

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I've Learned..

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20.

The kids start the day with Mom supervising breakfasts.

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Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:59 am (PST)

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21.

WOMEN LIKE IT REAL HARD &  LONG

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:13 am (PST)



GLASSNOST

22.

How To Avoid The Flu (Informative)

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:13 am (PST)

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It happens only in india...... enjoy1

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Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:48 pm (PST)

24.

Harry Eng's Impossible Bottles 1

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:48 pm (PST)

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