[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1770

Hindi Jokes funny sms shayries pictures

Messages In This Digest (26 Messages)

1.

WOMAN BEHIND A MAN From: ganesh kumble

2.

SMOKY ART From: Ashish T

3.

Why Men Decided To Wear Clothes From: Neelefur

4.

ATTENTION ALL ELIGIBLE BACHELORS From: glassnost

5.

I HAVE A MILLION FANS ..... From: glassnost

6.

Jodhaa Akbar (2008) - Full Movie Download FREE From: cig_2009

7.

HAND PRINTING(AMAZING ART) From: ganeshkumble11

8.

Not My New bike ! From: Rajan Malla

9.

DUNIYA  KI  NAZRO  SE.................. From: sandeep_001988

10.

dard From: Beena kumari

11.

Fwd: Fwd: petrol saving From: dalip goyal

12.

`` ~ eYe trick ~ `` From: ~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~

13.

<~ If Birds Rule the World ~> From: &

14.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT ! THIS WORKS ! From: glassnost

15.

GAURAV MARDIKAR IS HERE.....read this 1... From: Gaurav Mardikar

16a.

hi friends From: shubham mittal

17a.

thanks From: chandu_anju2

18.

Suna hai boley tou . . . . . . .  . From: UMSA

19.

a nice shayari shayaro k liye[Aankh ban jati hai sawan ki ghata..... From: Sunny Kinger

20.

Dil From: vikas wadhwa

21.

do u know this (its of my view) about u From: karuna sree

22.

smile on ur face From: karuna sree

23.

THANKS FOR YOUR MAILS From: wajee huddin

24a.

INFO\ How a credit card works when you shop..?? From: ganesh kumble

25a.

LIFE IS FULL OF TRAPS !!!!!!!!! From: ganesh kumble

26.

MAITREE 1 From: ganesh kumble

View All Topics | Create New Topic

Messages

1.

WOMAN BEHIND A MAN

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:38 am (PST)

*"Behind the** **Success** of every man, there is a** **Woman."*

*You believe it or not....it's true and this incredible Picture proves it
!!!! *

*Just press **CTRL+A** to select all and you will know why it is so....!!!!*

* * <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

*It's miraculous.........isn't it ?*

--
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes

--
ganeshkumble11@gmail.com
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes
http://hindijokes.informe.com

Back to top

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)

2.

SMOKY ART

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com   ashtek_2001

Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:40 am (PST)

Back to top

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)

3.

Why Men Decided To Wear Clothes

Posted by: "Neelefur" neelefur@seventymm.com   neelufer_neel

Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:41 am (PST)

Back to top

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)

4.

ATTENTION ALL ELIGIBLE BACHELORS

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:41 am (PST)

GLASSNOST

Back to top

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)

5.

I HAVE A MILLION FANS .....

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:51 am (PST)

GLASSNOST

Back to top

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)

6.

Jodhaa Akbar (2008) - Full Movie Download FREE

Posted by: "cig_2009" cig_2009@yahoo.com   cig_2009

Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:54 am (PST)

Jodhaa Akbar (2008) Pre-DVDRip - DivX

Starring: Hrithik Roshan, Aishwarya Rai, Sonu Sood, Kulbushan Kharbanda,
Raza Murad, Ila Arun, Suhasini Mulay, Pramod Moutho
Director: Ashutosh Gowarikar
Producer: Ashutosh Gowarikar, Ronnie Screwvala
Singers: Mohd. Aslam, Bonnie Chakraborty, Javed Ali, A.R.Rahman, Sonu
Nigam, Madhushree, Bela Shende
Lyrics: Javed Akhtar
Genre: Historical
Runtime: 3Hour and 25Mins

Synopsis:
Jodhaa Akbar is a sixteenth century love story about a marriage of
alliance that gave birth to true love between a great Mughal Emperor,
Akbar and a Rajput princess, Jodhaa. Politically, success knew no
bounds for Emperor Akbar, after having secured the Hindu Kush, he
furthered his realm by conquest until his empire extended from
Afghanistan to the Bay of Bengal, and from the Himalayas to the
Godhavari River. Through a shrewed blend of tolerence, generosity and
force, Akbar won the allegiance of the Rajputs, the most belligerent
Hindus. But little did Akbar know that when he married Jodhaa, a fiery
Rajput princess, in order to further strengthen his relations with the
Rajputs, he would in turn be embarking upon a new journey - the journey
of true love. The daughter of King Bharmal of Amer, Jodhaa resented
being reduced to a mere political pawn in this marriage of alliance,
and Akbar's biggest challenge now did not merely lie in winning
battles, but in winning the love of Jodhaa - a love hidden deep below
resentment and extreme prejudice. Jodhaa Akbar is their untold love
story.

SCREENSHOTS:

DOWNLOAD LINK:
http://www.coolindianguy.com/forums/Jodhaa-Akbar-2008-PDVDRip-XVID-2CD-E\
xcellent-Quality-t14186.html
<http://www.coolindianguy.com/forums/Jodhaa-Akbar-2008-PDVDRip-XVID-2CD-\
Excellent-Quality-t14186.html>

----------------------------------------------------------\
---------------------

GET DIRECT DOWNLOADS OF ALL LATEST MOVIES!!!!!

JOIN VIP MEMBERSHIP JUST FOR $10 & ENJOY UNLIMITED DOWNLOADS TILL 30TH
APRIL 2008.

VIP PACKAGES STAR FROM JUST $5. TO SEE ALL PACKAGES & SUBSCRIPTION
VISIT:

http://www.coolindianguy.com/premium/
<http://www.coolindianguy.com/premium/>

[We are verified PayPal merchant, all transaction are done ia PayPal
only. 100% secure transactions]
CHECK VIP DOWNLOAD SPEED:
http://www.coolindianguy.com/forums/Join-Premium-VIP-Zone-t8620.html
<http://www.coolindianguy.com/forums/Join-Premium-VIP-Zone-t8620.html>
FEEDBACKS FROM VIP MEMBERS:
http://www.coolindianguy.com/forums/VIP-Members-Feeback-f154.html
<http://www.coolindianguy.com/forums/VIP-Members-Feeback-f154.html>

Enjoy!

Back to top

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)

7.

HAND PRINTING(AMAZING ART)

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:55 am (PST)

HAND PRINTING(AMAZING ART)

HAND PRINTING(AMAZING ART)
ganeshkumble11@gmail.com
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes

Back to top

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)

8.

Not My New bike !

Posted by: "Rajan Malla" rajan@alico.com.np   prakriti_the_nature

Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:55 am (PST)

There aint' any pillion seat for my girl hence I will not get it. I am
happy with what I have now.

The Tomahawk

This is 8200cc Monster of a Bike. It's like riding a 2-wheeled Train
Engine.

ENGINE

1. 500 bhp (372 kW) @ 5600 rpm ( 60.4 bhp/liter); 525 lb.-ft. (712 Nm) @
4200 rpm
2. 10-cylinder 90-degree V-type, liquid-cooled, 505 cubic inches (8277
cc)
3. 356-T6 aluminum alloy block with cast-iron liners, aluminum alloy
cylinder heads
4. Bore x Stroke: 4.03 inches x 3.96 inches (102.4 x 100.6)
5. Two pushrod-actuated overhead valves per cylinder with roller-type
hydraulic lifters
6. Sequential, multi-port electronic fuel injection with individual
runners
7. Compression Ratio: 9.6:1
8. Max Engine Speed: 6000 rpm
9. Fuel Requirement: Unleaded premium, 93 octane (R+M/2)
10. Oil System: Dry Sump; takes 8 quarts Mobil1 10W30 Synthetic
11. Cooling System: Twin aluminum radiators mounted atop engine intake
manifolds, force-fed from front-mounted, belt-driven turbine fan.
12. Takes 11 quarts of antifreeze.
13. Exhaust System: Equal-length tubular stainless steel headers with
dual collectors and central rear outlets

SUSPENSION:

Front:

Outboard, single-sided parallel upper and lower control arms made from
polished billet aluminum. Mounted via ball joint to aluminum steering
uprights and hubs. Five degrees caster. Single, fully adjustable
centrally located coil-over damper ( 2.25-inch coil with adjustable
spring perch); pullrod and rocker-actuated mono linkage. Center-lock
racing-style hubs.

Rear:

Hand-fabricated box-section steel inboard swing arms, incorporating
"hydral-link" lockable recirculating hydraulic circuit parking stand.
Single fully adjustable centrally located Koni coil-over damper (
2.25-inch coil with adjustable spring perch); pushrod and
rocker-actuated mono linkage. Center-lock racing-style hubs

BRAKES:

Front

:
20-inch perimeter-mounted drilled machined stainless steel rotors, one
per wheel. Two four-piston fixed aluminum calipers per wheel (16 pistons
total), custom designed. Blue anodized caliper finish. Hand-activated.

Rear

:
20-inch perimeter-mounted drilled cast-iron rotors, one per wheel. One
four-piston fixed aluminum caliper per wheel (8 pistons total), custom
designed. Blue anodized caliper finish. Foot-activated.
The Tomahawk is a Viper V-10 based motorcycle, a 500 horsepower engine
with four wheels beneath it.
Chrysler will be selling the original Tomahawk concept and nine replicas
through Neiman Marcus, for up to $555,000 each. The motorcycles cannot
be licensed, so they cannot be legally driven on public roads. A
Chrysler spokesman told Reuters they were meant as rolling sculptures.
Rumors had the Tomahawk selling for under $200,000, most likely at a
loss or breakeven price, for publicity purposes - but still fully
drivable. Wolfgang Bernhard, Chrysler's not particularly respected first
mate, was said to be enthusiastic about that project, so much so that
hundreds were projected to be built at under $200,000 each. They
reportedly cost Chrysler over $100,000 to build (admittedly the work is
outsourced).
The Dodge Tomahawk can reach 60 miles an hour in about 2.5 seconds, and
has a theoretical top speed of nearly 400 mph. Each pair of wheels is
separated by a few inches and each wheel has an independent suspension.
Bernhard said four wheels were necessary to handle the power from the
engine.
The Tomahawk remains on display at auto shows - though well out of reach
of the general public, elevated on a special display.

PERFORMANCE:

0-60 mph: 2.5 seconds (est.)
Top Speed: 300+ mph (est.)

DIMENSIONS:

Length: 102 inches
Width: 27.7 inches
Height: 36.9 inches
Wheelbase: 76 inches
Seat Height: 29 inches
Weight: 1,500 lbs.
Track, Front: 8.75 in
Track, Rear: 10 in
Weight Dist: 49F/51R
Ground Clearance: 3 in
Fuel: 3.25 gallons

ELECTRICAL SYSTEM:

Alternator: 136-amp high-speed
Battery : Leak-resistant, maintenance-free 600 CCA
Lighting: Headlights consist of 12 five-watt LEDs, front, with
beam-modifying optics and masked lenses. Eight LEDs, rear. Headlamps
articulate with wheels.

TRANSMISSION: Manual, foot-shifted two-speed

Aluminum-cased two-speed, sequential racing-style with dog ring,
straight-cut gears
Gear Ratios: 1st 18:38; 2nd 23:25
Clutch: Double-disc, dry-plate with organic friction materials, hand
lever actuated with assist
Final drive: Dual 110-link motorcycle-style chains
Front Sprockets: 14 teeth
Rear Sprockets: 35 teeth
Longitudinal, centrally mounted engine, rear-wheel drive layout;
monocoque construction, engine is central, stressed member. Body of b
illet aluminum

Back to top

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)

9.

DUNIYA  KI  NAZRO  SE..................

Posted by: "sandeep_001988" sandeep_001988@yahoo.co.in   sandeep_001988

Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:55 am (PST)

TUM BADI HASSIN HO KHUD KO DUNIYA KI NAZRO SE BACHAYA KARO

AAKHNO ME SURMA HI NAHI GALE ME NIMBOO MIRCH BHI LATKAYA KARO

Back to top

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)

10.

dard

Posted by: "Beena kumari" beenakumari_25@yahoo.co.in   beenakumari_25

Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:42 pm (PST)

Ham mitti ke aashiyane banategay
banakar khud hi mitate gaye
hame koi apna bana na saka,
ham har ek ko apna banate gaye




---------------------------------
Get the freedom to save as many mails as you wish. Click here to know how.

Back to top

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)

11.

Fwd: Fwd: petrol saving

Posted by: "dalip goyal" dalipgoyal68@yahoo.co.in   dalipgoyal68

Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:45 pm (PST)

Note: forwarded message attached.

---------------------------------
Chat on a cool, new interface. No download required. Click here.

Back to top

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)

12.

`` ~ eYe trick ~ ``

Posted by: "~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~" zzshashizz@yahoo.com   zzshashizz

Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:49 pm (PST)

How many black dots do you see?
Which way does the window face
Young Lady - Old Woman TOUGH Color Test



FREAKY Spiral

Stare at the center of the spiral for about 60 seconds.
Now look at your hand... it will appear to look
like bugs are crawling UNDER your skin!



Two Shades of Green...

Do you see the two shades of green above?
Would you believe that there is actually only one shade of green?


Win Goblet Or Two Faces


Triangle Illusion

ABC Or...


Do you see the letters ABC. Now look in the opposite direction... You'll also notice the numbers 12, 13, 14. Cool Eh?
Black Shapes Or A Word


Yellow Circles


Amaging optical illusion
Stare at the black dot... After a while
the grey haze will begin to shrink!

Lightbulb Illusion


Stare at the lightbulb for about 30 seconds.
Then stare at the white area around the screen.
The lightbulb will begin to GLOW!!



[input]

[input]

---------------------------------
Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search.

Back to top

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)

13.

<~ If Birds Rule the World ~>

Posted by: "&" &   kute_alishbaa

Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:52 pm (PST)

*Beauty Care* <http://www.kutefun.com/health/beauty%20recipes.htm>

<http://www.kutefun.com/health/beauty%20recipes.htm>

<http://www.kutefun.com/health/beauty%20recipes.htm>

<http://www.kutefun.com/health/beauty%20recipes.htm>

<http://www.kutefun.com/health/beauty%20recipes.htm>

<http://www.kutefun.com/health/beauty%20recipes.htm>

<http://www.kutefun.com/health/beauty%20recipes.htm>

<http://www.kutefun.com/health/beauty%20recipes.htm>

<http://www.kutefun.com/health/beauty%20recipes.htm>

<http://www.kutefun.com/health/beauty%20recipes.htm>

<http://www.kutefun.com/health/beauty%20recipes.htm>

<http://www.kutefun.com/health/beauty%20recipes.htm>

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kute_group/join>

*Sonam Kapoor New
Look's*<http://kute-bollywood.blogspot.com/2008/02/sonam-kapoor-new-glamours-look.html>
**
*kute_alishbaa@yahoo.co.in* <kute_alishbaa@yahoo.co.in>

* <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kute_group/join>For More
Fun<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kute_group/join>
*

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kute_group/join>

Back to top

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)

14.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT ! THIS WORKS !

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:56 pm (PST)

GLASSNOST

Back to top

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)

15.

GAURAV MARDIKAR IS HERE.....read this 1...

Posted by: "Gaurav Mardikar" gaurav_16year@yahoo.co.in   gaurav_16year

Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:57 pm (PST)

Tumko dekha to ye khayaal aaya,
ki Kal raat, maine ITNA ZYAADA kyu khaya?
Tu mere dil me IS KADAR samaayee hai,
Jaise BAAJRE ke khet me, BHAIS ghoos aayee hai!

Unlimited freedom, unlimited storage. Get it now, on http://help.yahoo.com/l/in/yahoo/mail/yahoomail/tools/tools-08.html/

Back to top

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)

16a.

hi friends

Posted by: "shubham mittal" shubhammittal_4may@yahoo.co.in   shubhammittal_4may

Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:57 pm (PST)

dear group members,



a friend of mine needs my help. i inturn need your help in
helping her. she is sort of depressed and feels like crying many
times or to run away. so anyone out there who wishes to help us
can reply to this mail.





(pls:- i cant state the whole problem as i dont want to spread it
around)



thanxxxxxxxxxxxx a lot


Shubham [hi5 glitters]
<http://www.hi5love.com/graphics/forhim/>
<http://www.hi5love.com/graphics/forhim/>
Why delete messages? Unlimited storage is just a click away.
<http://in.rd.yahoo.com/tagline_mail_1/*http://help.yahoo.com/l/i\
n/yahoo/mail/yahoomail/tools/tools-08.html/>

Back to top

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (5)

17a.

thanks

Posted by: "chandu_anju2" chandu_anju2@yahoo.com   chandu_anju2

Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:00 pm (PST)

iam very thankfull to all hindi_jokes members.

THANKS
YOUR
(CHANDU)

Back to top

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (2)

18.

Suna hai boley tou . . . . . . .  .

Posted by: "UMSA" umsa80@gmail.com   umsa80

Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:00 pm (PST)

Hi,

Just for you peoples . . . . :)

Suna hai boley tou baaton se phool jhartey hain
yeh baat hai tou chalo baat kar ke dekhtey hain
Suna hai din ko ussey Titliyaan sataati hai
Suna hai Raat ko Jugnoo theher ke dekhtey hain
Suna hai uss ke badan ki taraash aisi hai
ke phool apni qabaaein katar ke dekhtey hain
Rukey tou gardishein uss ka tawaaf karti hain
chaley tou uss ko zamaaney theher ke dekhtey hain
Kissey naseeb ke be-pairahan ussey dekhey
kabhi kabhi dar-o-deewaar ghar ke dekhtey hain
kahaaniyaan hi sahi , sab mubaalghey hi sahi
agar "woh" khawaab hai , "Taabeer" kar ke dekhtey hain
Judaaiyaan tou muqadder hai phir bhi
jaan-e-safar kuch aur door zara saath chal ke dekhtey hain
"Toou" saamney hai tou phir kiyon yaqeen nahin aata
yeh baar baar jo aankhon ko mal ke dekhtey hain

LOVE U

UMSA

Back to top

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)

19.

a nice shayari shayaro k liye[Aankh ban jati hai sawan ki ghata.....

Posted by: "Sunny Kinger" sunnykinger@gmail.com   sunnykinger

Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:02 pm (PST)

/Subscribe to kingsway_funworld/

Powered by groups.yahoo.com <http://groups.yahoo.com/>

----------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------

Aankh ban jati hai sawan ki ghata........

Aankh ban jati hai sawan ki ghata shaam ke baad
Laut aata hai agar koyee khafa shaam key baad

Wo jo tal jati rahi sar se balaa shaam ke baad
Koi to tha ke jo detaa thaa duaa sham ke baad

Aahen bharti hai shabe hijr yateemo ki tarah
Sard ho jati hai har roz hawa shaam ke baad

Log thak haar ke so jate hain lekin jaana
Hum ne khush ho ke tera dard saha sham ke baad

Shaam se pehle talak lakh sulaayen rakkhen
Jaag uth ti muhabbat ki ana shaam ke baad

Din ajab mutthi mai jakdey huye rakhta hai mujhe
Mujh ko is baat ka ahsaas huaa shaam ke baad

Poet: Farhat Abbas Shah


----------------------------------------------------------

Click here to join kingsway_funworld
Click to join kingsway_funworld
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kingsway_funworld/join>

Messages in this topic
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kingsway_funworld/message/245;_ylc=X3oDMTMzNHV1cjFtBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwNjY4MTYwBGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTExNzk3NwRtc2dJZAMyNDUEc2VjA2Z0cgRzbGsDdnRwYwRzdGltZQMxMTk2ODM1ODQ5BHRwY0lkAzI0NQ-->
(1) Reply (via web post)
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kingsway_funworld/post;_ylc=X3oDMTJwcHNxbGduBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwNjY4MTYwBGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTExNzk3NwRtc2dJZAMyNDUEc2VjA2Z0cgRzbGsDcnBseQRzdGltZQMxMTk2ODM1ODQ5?act=reply&messageNum=245>
| Start a new topic
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kingsway_funworld/post;_ylc=X3oDMTJmcWRlZ3Q3BF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwNjY4MTYwBGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTExNzk3NwRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNudHBjBHN0aW1lAzExOTY4MzU4NDk->

Messages
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kingsway_funworld/messages;_ylc=X3oDMTJmbzdpcTY5BF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwNjY4MTYwBGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTExNzk3NwRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNtc2dzBHN0aW1lAzExOTY4MzU4NDk->
| Links
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kingsway_funworld/links;_ylc=X3oDMTJndmY0YTBtBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwNjY4MTYwBGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTExNzk3NwRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNsaW5rcwRzdGltZQMxMTk2ODM1ODQ5>
| Polls
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kingsway_funworld/polls;_ylc=X3oDMTJnc2llM2FlBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwNjY4MTYwBGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTExNzk3NwRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNwb2xscwRzdGltZQMxMTk2ODM1ODQ5>
| Calendar
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kingsway_funworld/calendar;_ylc=X3oDMTJldjA0dGFiBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwNjY4MTYwBGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTExNzk3NwRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNjYWwEc3RpbWUDMTE5NjgzNTg0OQ-->

<http://groups.yahoo.com/;_ylc=X3oDMTJlYWtnZG41BF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwNjY4MTYwBGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTExNzk3NwRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNnZnAEc3RpbWUDMTE5NjgzNTg0OQ-->
<http://groups.yahoo.com/;_ylc=X3oDMTJlYWtnZG41BF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwNjY4MTYwBGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTExNzk3NwRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNnZnAEc3RpbWUDMTE5NjgzNTg0OQ-->
Change settings via the Web
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kingsway_funworld/join;_ylc=X3oDMTJnNWdhM3NjBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwNjY4MTYwBGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTExNzk3NwRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNzdG5ncwRzdGltZQMxMTk2ODM1ODQ5>
(Yahoo! ID required)
Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest
<mailto:kingsway_funworld-digest@yahoogroups.com?subject=Email+Delivery:+Digest>
| Switch format to Traditional
<mailto:kingsway_funworld-traditional@yahoogroups.com?subject=Change+Delivery+Format:+Traditional>

Visit Your Group
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kingsway_funworld;_ylc=X3oDMTJlMG1pZTJ1BF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwNjY4MTYwBGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTExNzk3NwRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNocGYEc3RpbWUDMTE5NjgzNTg0OQ-->
| Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use <http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/> |
Unsubscribe <mailto:kingsway_funworld-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com?subject=>

----------------------------------------------------------

Back to top

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)

20.

Dil

Posted by: "vikas wadhwa" vick_rav@yahoo.co.in   vick_rav

Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:07 pm (PST)

"Dil Tera Tujhko Lota Diya Humne,
Gam Mein Chehra Apna Chupa Liya Humne,
Tere Dil Ki Har Hasrat Poori Kar Di,
Apni Khushion Ko Tere Paawon Tale Bicha Diya Humne,
Kahna Nahi Ki Kahna Maana Nahi Tera,
Khud Ko tere Raaste Se Hata Liya Humne,
Juzbaat Ne Roka Tha Hamaara Raasta Lekin,
Pyaar Se Behla Liya Unko Bhi Humne,
Khwaabon Mein Bhi Na aa Sako Tum,
Khud Hi Aankhon Ko Apni Jalaa Liya Humne,
Ja, Teri Dosti Ko Aazma Liya Humne,
Dil Tera Tujhko Lota kiya Humne"

Vikas Wadhwa "Vicky"

Unlimited freedom, unlimited storage. Get it now, on http://help.yahoo.com/l/in/yahoo/mail/yahoomail/tools/tools-08.html/

Back to top

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)

21.

do u know this (its of my view) about u

Posted by: "karuna sree" karunasri1986@yahoo.co.in   karunasri1986

Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:11 pm (PST)

do u know this (its of my view) about u say me



DO
YOU
KNOW
WHAT IS
MEANT
BY
----------MOBILE-------
M=meet
O=on
B=busy
I=in
L=life
E=every where
so now lets START



10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER







Unlimited freedom, unlimited storage. Get it now
<http://in.rd.yahoo.com/tagline_mail_2/*http://help.yahoo.com/l/i\
n/yahoo/mail/yahoomail/tools/tools-08.html/>

Back to top

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)

22.

smile on ur face

Posted by: "karuna sree" karunasri1986@yahoo.co.in   karunasri1986

Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:11 pm (PST)

Smile a while,
& when U smile,
smile another smile
& soon there will b miles
& miles of smile
bcoz you smiled.
i wish your day is full of SMILE


Explore your hobbies and interests. Click here to begin.
<http://in.rd.yahoo.com/tagline_groups_6/*http://in.promos.yahoo.\
com/groups>

Back to top

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)

23.

THANKS FOR YOUR MAILS

Posted by: "wajee huddin" w_qusro@yahoo.co.in   w_qusro

Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:12 pm (PST)

helo


dear friends i have joined hindi jokes group, i am enjoying all group members mails,presently i am in south korea,by reading your mails i feel good .

i am very thankfull to those who are contributing their valuable time for e-mails to this group

thanking you

wajeehuddin
south korea

---------------------------------
Chat on a cool, new interface. No download required. Click here.

Back to top

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)

24a.

INFO\ How a credit card works when you shop..??

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:41 pm (PST)

**
*How a credit card works when you shop….??*
*[A small situation to make us understand the funda…]*
**
**
*Priya: *I want to buy a Sony digital camera costing Rs.20,000, but I don?t
have any cash right now.

*Raj: *Why don?t you use your ICICI Bank credit card? Never heard them say *?
Hum Hain Na ?? *

*Priya: *I am quite skeptic about using these cards. I pay using the card,
get a bill after 30 days and pay after another 20 days. This is a maximum of
50 days interest free loan. Why does any bank do it?

If I borrow Rs.20,000 on personal loan at 11%.
Interest to be paid for 50 days = Rs. 20,000 * 11% * (50/365) = Rs. 301.40.

Here the bank is giving me a loan without interest when I use the credit
card. *Something is wrong somewhere! *

*Raj: *Well? let me tell you how it works when you use your card to pay for
the camera.
· You present your ICICI Bank credit card ? a VISA card.
· Sony World swipes your card on a machine provided by Citibank. Lets call
Citibank ? the *acquirer bank *and the process of Sony World swiping the
card on that machine ? *requesting authorization *.
· Citibank communicates with the *card issuer ? *ICICI Bank through *VISA
Network *to check if the card is valid and has the required credit limit.
· ICICI Bank reviews and approves / declines which is communicated back to
Sony World.
· You sign a receipt called *Sales Draft *given by Citibank. This is the
obligation on your part to pay the money to ICICI Bank. Data on this receipt
can be captured electronically and transmitted.

At the end of day or at the end of some period Sony World chooses:
o Sony World submits the receipt you signed to Citibank who pays Sony World
the money. Sony World pays Citibank a fee called *Merchant Discount *. Let
us say this is 6% of the sale value = 6% * 20,000 = Rs. 1200
o Citibank sends the receipt electronically to a Visa data center which in
turn sends it to ICICI Bank.
o ICICI Bank transfers the money to a *settlement bank *which in turn
transfers the funds to Citibank.
o Citibank pays ICICI Bank an *Interchange Fee *of 4% of the sale value =
4% * 20,000 = Rs. 800
o 20 to 50 days later ICICI Bank gets the money from you ? and you don?t
pay the interest!!

*Priya: *Interesting! So Sony World pays more than the interest that I
should have paid for the loan that I take. I, as a cardholder have the
following benefits

1. Convenience of not having to carry cash.
2. Credit availability ? free of interest.

However what benefits does Sony World get for paying so much money? Isn?t it
more profitable for them to take cash? They can save as much as Rs.1200.

*Raj: *Certainly. Some retail outlets offer you discounts if you pay by
cash, don?t they?

However when you don?t count the money that you are spending, you tend to
buy more! Cards encourage this ? called *impulse purchase *.

If you did not have access to credit, you would not have bought the camera
this month ? or may be not any time soon either. By accepting cards, the
merchant is actually extending you credit at the risk of the card issuer. He
pays money to the banks to carry that risk.

*Priya: *So ICICI Bank uses this money to pay back to us when they announce
5% cash back. They insist that the Sales draft that I sign at the retailer
should also be from ICICI Bank. This means they are saving on the
Interchange Fee and also pay me a part of the Merchant Discount that they
get.

*Raj: *Exactly! If you have noticed, ICICI Bank gives you the cash back in
the next credit card statement. They keep the ?cash back? money for a
maximum of 60 days before passing on a part to you. This accrues them
interest too.

Say if ICICI Bank earns an interest of 6% per annum for the cash they carry
? they get Rs.1000 * 6% * (60/365) = Rs. 10

That is not huge, but money nevertheless. And when you consider that almost
everyone in this city shops with a credit card these days, it is a big sum.

*Priya: *And that also explains why banks tie up with petrol pumps ? like
ICICI Bank has tied up with HPCL and I could re-fuel there without having to
pay the fuel surcharge of 2.5%. The card issuer and the acquiring bank is
the same and that saves interchange fees.

*Raj: *Good! You seem to have figured out how it all works! Let me
summarize:

*Priya: Sooper! Toh ab shopping chalein?? * Lets not miss this Christmas and
New year Shopping Festival!

[
All the numbers used to explain concepts in this article must be treated
only as an example. Merchant Discounts may vary from bank to bank.
Interchange Fee is regulated by VISA and MasterCard]

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Please Always Keep On Smiling

(¨`*.*´¨) Always
`*.¸(¨`*.*´¨) Keep
(¨`*.*´¨)¸.*´ Smiling!
`*.¸.*´ <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-group/join>
------------------------------

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>**
*
------------------------------
*

*Hope You Like My Mail(s) & Cool Stuff*

*Wrte us your comments on my group.*
*
------------------------------
*

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

* <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>**Ganesh
Kumble**<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
***

*ganeshkumble11* <ganeshkumble11@gmail.com>*@gmail.com*

*Join My Group Now For More Mails And Cool Stuff*
*http://groups.yahoo.com/group/**hindi_jokes**/join*<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/join>
**
------------------------------

*Contact us :: ganeshkumble11@Gmail.com*

*website :: **http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/
join*

*Yahoo Id :: ganeshkumble11*

------ooo0-------------------------------
( ) 0ooo
\ ( ( )
\_) ) /

--
ganeshkumble11@gmail.com
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes
http://hindijokes.informe.com

Back to top

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (2)

25a.

LIFE IS FULL OF TRAPS !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:41 pm (PST)

LIFE IS FULL OF TRAPS !!!!!!!!!

Some feel that problems exist only in childhood or at early stage of
life like this
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

Some feel that problems exist only when we disturb someone like this
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

Some feel that problems exist only when we are ready to take anything like
this
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

Some feel that problems exist only when we do things blindly like this
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

Some feel that problems exist only when we dare to enter a trap like this
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

Some feel that problems exist only when we are in love with someone like
this
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

Some feel that problems exist only when we try to aim at very huge things
like this
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

Some feel that problems exist only when we try to assess others as useless
like this
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

n
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
*Don't worry abt anything..Just enjoy life…………..*
* *
*Kussu.................** *

--
ganeshkumble11@gmail.com
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes
http://hindijokes.informe.com

Back to top

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (2)

26.

MAITREE 1

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:42 pm (PST)

MAITREE 1

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

MAITREE 1

*Regards, *

*--- GANESH KUMBLE *

*http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes*

**

* *

--
ganeshkumble11@gmail.com
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes
http://hindijokes.informe.com

Back to top

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)

Recent Activity

•  1045
  New Members

Visit Your Group

Star Wars on Y!

Discover new content

Connect with other

fans & upload video.

All-Bran

10 Day Challenge

Join the club and

feel the benefits.

Y! Groups blog

the best source

for the latest

scoop on Groups.

Need to Reply?

Click one of the "Reply" links to respond to a specific message in the Daily Digest.

Create New Topic | Visit Your Group on the Web

Messages

Hindi Jokes Group
To Get Hindi Jokes funny sms shayries
pictures Funny Movies.

Dont Miss Ganesh Kumble's online hindi forum and groups
http://hindijokes.informe.com
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/selectedmails

Cooking and recipies
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/goodcooking

Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required)
Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Individual | Switch format to Traditional
Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe